Blast from the past: 7 iconic Dollywood rides that no longer exist

Slidewinder

The Mountain Slidewinder was a fan favorite, but it was retired in 2019 (archived Dollywood media photo)

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Dollywood’s master plan is a thing of wonder.

The 36-year journey from niche theme park to being named the No. 8 theme park in the world, according to Trip Advisor, is a remarkable testament to strategic planning and execution.

But with that remarkable progress, there is some element of trial and error. There is, in the inexorable march of time, inevitably things that have to be jettisoned in the name of progress.

If you don’t follow theme park news, it can be shocking to discover that in the course of an off season, a favorite ride has been shuttered in the pursuit of bigger and better things.

Read More: The history of Dollywood: How Dolly saved a once-kitschy theme park

Sometimes the changes are quite evident. Other times, they sneak up on us and we only realize something is gone when we’re staring its replacement in the face.

But that doesn’t mean that dearly departed rides are gone from our memories. So let’s take some time and remember our top 7 gone, but not forgotten rides at Dollywood that no longer exist.

7. Mountain Slidewinder

The Mountain Slidewinder is a water-based thrill ride that served its purpose until Dollywood developed more (and better) thrill rides.

The Slidewinder was essentially a long water slide with multi-seat toboggans. It was retired in 2019 after 32 years of service.

Rumors are that the upkeep costs outweighed the ride’s value, but I think it was the long hike up the queue.

The debut of Wildwood Grove proved that Dollywood’s planners are giving more thought to comfort, accessibility and practical movements.

The trek up to the Slidewinder was significant.

Timber Tower
The Timber Tower debuted in 2006 (archived Dollywood media photo)

6. Timber Tower

The Timber Tower opened to much fanfare in 2006.

A gigantic tower with a massive 40-person gondola that lifted to the top 60 feet in the air, the Timber Tower looked much like its eventual replacement, Drop Line.

But instead of a slow ride up and a quick drop down, the Tower spun its gondola and rocked back and forth, giving the riders the sensation of falling to the ground like a tree felled by a lumberjack’s ax.

The problem?

These lumberjacks were not OK.

The Timber Tower had an incident roughly a year after opening that resulted in some guests being stuck up in the air for as much as six hours.

The ride lasted another 4 seasons, but you have to think it was doomed by a failed safety sensor.

River Battle
The River Battle had a fairly short run, but it was a good way to cool off (archived Dollywood media photo)

5. River Battle

Another ride that didn’t have a terribly long life was the River Battle – an interactive watercraft ride that allowed riders to shoot targets and each other with streams of water.

It was fun – unless you ran across some young jerks in another boat determined to blast your 3-year-old and make them cry even after you asked them nicely to stop.

Then, you’d be forced to follow the young jerks around the park, hypothetically of course, plotting a chance to take sweet, sweet revenge.

Still, it was a fun way to cool off on a hot day.

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The Log Flume at Silver Dollar City
The Log Flume at Silver Dollar City became part of Dollywood, but no longer exists today (photo contributed by Richard Melton)

4. Country Fair Falls

This oldie was a holdover from the pre-Dollywood days, but it was showing its age by its 2004 removal. The ride was born for the 1964 World’s Fair in New York and found its way to Pigeon Forge when the park was still Gold Rush Junction in the late 60s.

It was pretty basic, bang around in a water-filled half-pipe until being carried up the incline by chain. It was a lot of suspense for one quick thrill, the drop and a cooling splash of water.

Reportedly, when the log flume ride came down, it made way for six other kiddie rides in the Country Fair section.

With Daredevil Falls and Mountain Slidewinder, the Country Fair Falls outlived its usefulness.

3. Thunder Express

This runaway mine train’s story is an interesting insight into theme park operations. In addition to being Dollywood’s first outdoor coaster, the ride was also the first roller coaster at Six Flags over St. Louis.

The Thunder Express began as a half of the twin tracked River King Mine Train in the early 70s.

The secondary track was sold to Dollywood and rebranded in 1988.

Interestingly, anyone who wishes can still ride both halves of the original 1971 ride, albeit with several modifications having been made over the years.

The primary Mine Train track is still in operation at Six Flags and its sister, the former Thunder Express, is in operation at Magic Springs Theme and Water Park in Hot Springs, Ark.

Today it operates under the name Big Bad John, as it has since it opened there in 2002.

Dreamsong Theater at Dollywood
Thunder Road was an indoor motion ride. Today it is home of Dreamsong Theater (photo by Daniel Munson/TheSmokies.com)

2. Thunder Road

Thunder Road was a motion ride that came onto the scene in 1996 and taught us everything we ever needed to know about the history of moonshine.

The ride was inspired by the classic 1957 film “Thunder Road” and took its riders on an adventure-filled car chase with an explosive ending.

At the time, the ride cost about $5 million to create, according to the Dolly Parton website, and was the largest Turbo-Ride Action Adventure ride of its time.

It was replaced in 2002 with the Smoky Mountain Wilderness Adventure, a ride where Dolly Parton’s cousin took Dolly herself, along with its riders, on a sight-seeing adventure of the Smoky Mountains.

The Smoky Mountain Wilderness Adventure had about a 6-year run.

Today this location is home of the Dreamsong Theater.

The Flooded Mine might have closed at Dollywood in the late 1990s, but the ride lives on today at Silver Dollar City in Branson, Missouri (photos courtesy of Paul Drabek, collage by Morgan Overholt/TheSmokies.com)
The Flooded Mine might have closed at Dollywood in the late 1990s, but the ride lives on today at Silver Dollar City in Branson, Missouri (photos courtesy of Paul Drabek, collage by Morgan Overholt/TheSmokies.com)

1. Flooded Mine

The Flooded Mine was a float-through ride that depicted prisoners working in – and escaping from – a mine that was flooding.

Truthfully it was slightly morbid. Even as a kid, I remember thinking, “Are these guys drowning? That’s what’s happening here?”

It was shut down in the mid-90s to make room for Daredevil Falls.

However, the Flooded Mine at Dollywood’s sister park, Silver Dollar City in Branson, Mo., is still up and running. To make things more interesting, they’ve recently added “pistols” (laser guns) that you can use to shoot at targets as you ride.

Ya know, those prisoners need to be taught a lesson for trying to escape. (Okay, you got me, you’re not shooting at prisoners, you’re shooting at bullseyes that trigger bell and whistle sound effects).

Next time you ride Blazing Fury, be on the lookout for a few Flooded Mine Easter eggs: A boarded up sign that reads “Flooded Mine / Danger Keep Out” and the tombstone of Charlie Turner, who was “killed by flooded mine.”

Dollywood is located at 2700 Dollywood Parks Blvd, Pigeon Forge, TN. For more information about the theme park, visit dollywood.com.

Do you remember any of these rides? Are there any that we missed? Let us know in the comments!

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8 thoughts on “Blast from the past: 7 iconic Dollywood rides that no longer exist”

  1. I miss the Ferris wheel. They should seriously build one like they have at California adventure park. Each gondola is on a loop and it makes it alot more fun. I was scared last time I rode the one at dollywood as it looked very rusty!

  2. Doly needs to make the quick que back to it’s original format, also at the water park, it’s a shame the wait is too long and restrictions on how many can be signed in to any particular ride is a sham, iv been going every year season pass holder for 11 of past twelve years, not last season of course. But we love Dolly and the parks just a suggestion.

  3. Well no more dollywood I can’t ride roller coasters but I sure do love that

  4. They need to bring the train ride and skit back. Also Dave the magician. He was wonderfully funny. And the knife maker

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