It’s go time. The showdown we’ve all been waiting for. Gatlinburg vs Pigeon Forge.
Mano a mano. Who ya got?
Look, we understand there are no right answers here, everything’s subjective – unless you pick Sevierville, then we award you no points.
But when it comes to Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge? With these major tourist destination towns, you can’t go wrong.
It’s the Beatles vs the Stones.
Star Wars vs Star Trek.
It’s original Aunt Viv vs surprise there’s a new Aunt Viv and Uncle Phil ain’t noticed a thing.
It is, of course, possible to like both but virtually impossible to not have a favorite.
So, let’s get scientific with this thing and go to the tale of the tape.
Gatlinburg vs Pigeon Forge: The breakdown
So is it better to stay in Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge for your family vacation?
Located five miles apart from each other, Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge have decidedly different approaches to the same goal. Sure, you can play mini golf, gorge on flapjacks and drink a disturbing amount of moonshine in either, but the civic identities couldn’t be further apart.
The overall comparison is based on geography.
Gatlinburg is a mountain town that was forced to grow into the nooks, crannies and hollers on the edge of what became the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. In fact, it is located along the outskirts of the park’s entrance.
Gatlinburg was built with a vague notion of European influence.
It’s a town built for walking, talking and sitting down at a meal. While there are plenty of things to keep kids entertained, Gatlinburg at its heart is for adults. Certainly, it’s for mature adults – with diversions to keep the young ‘uns from getting riled up and bothering us.
Pigeon Forge is not a mountain town. It’s mountain adjacent.
As such, it’s able to stretch its legs and grow. The mini golf courses and kart tracks don’t have to be carved into the side of a hill. If Gatlinburg is vaguely European, Pigeon Forge has a soupçon of Las Vegas.
It’s all neon lights and shiny cars. And it’s cruisin’ the strip, seeing things and being seen. It’s entertainment, hillbilly style.
What has more attractions, Pigeon Forge or Gatlinburg?
There are a lot, a lot, of things for visitors to do in either Pigeon Forge or Gatlinburg. But each has a signature attraction, the crown jewel of civic tourism.
As far as Pigeon Forge’s attractions, the jewel is Dollywood, which is almost unfair. Dollywood, frankly, has surpassed Sevierville as the third-best community in Sevier County, and it’s not even open year-round.
With its own hotel, and an exceptional water park, Dollywood’s Splash Country, in addition to the theme park itself, Dollywood is not only a massive attraction for Pigeon Forge – it’s a massive, famous attraction for East Tennessee.
Pigeon Forge also has the Titanic Museum attraction, Wonderworks, the Alcatraz East Crime Museum and many dinner shows, like the Hatfield and McCoy Dinner Feud or Dolly Parton’s Stampede, formerly known as the Dixie Stampede.
But Dolly Parton’s Dollywood is the main winner in this category and it’s not even close. It is continually recognized as among the best of the best amusement parks in the country.
To me, when I think Gatlinburg, I think Ripley’s Aquarium of the Smokies. One of the country’s premier aquarium experiences, Ripley’s offers a new experience every time you go.
And they have penguins.
The winner: While Pigeon Forge wins the fight in this category, Gatlinburg deserves an honorable mention.
Which is easier to navigate: Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge?
Traffic in either city can be a nightmare. Gatlinburg has the excuse of geographical limitations, but Pigeon Forge – with hectares of wide open space – was a victim of its own lack of vision.
Pigeon Forge has more side roads by which you can circumnavigate some of the traffic, but for much of it, you have to risk the Parkway.
Gatlinburg, however, is a city in which you park your car and stretch your legs. A little bit of a hike and avoid a soul-crushing traffic jam?
The winner: Gatlinburg wins the point this round.
Base of operations in Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge
Often, you come to the area with the idea of getting out and exploring. Proximity to each other is a wash, so how do the cities compare as a base of operations?
First of all, if you want to hike the trails or get into the Great Smoky Mountains National Park and maybe drive over to the North Carolina side, Gatlinburg is a clear choice.
But if your idea is exploring more of East Tennessee, then Gatlinburg is actually a little bit out of the way. The decider here to me is Cades Cove and Townsend.
The road from Pigeon Forge through Wears Valley is a mostly pleasant, quite beautiful drive. The road from Gatlinburg to Cades Cove is an unrelenting, twisting claustrophobic hellscape.
Don’t be fooled by the babbling stream. That road hugs the bottom of a holler with a mountain jutting up on either side.
If you suffer from the slightest bit of motion sickness, it is a torturous nightmare. It’s literally the only place in the world I’ve gotten car sick in the driver’s seat.
The winner: Pigeon Forge gets the point, and I’m sticking my nose out the window like a dog begging for fresh air.
Which has the best shopping: Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge?
Again, there’s a bit of pick your flavor here.
The Pigeon Forge area has more discount outlet shopping – but also more cheesy tourist shops that look like they got picked up in a Myrtle Beach hurricane and landed here like Dorothy and Toto. Pigeon Forge is also hit by a few unlucky boundaries.
The best shopping in the county now resides in Sevierville at the Tanger Outlets, which has siphoned off some of Pigeon Forge’s outlet business.
Gatlinburg has a wider variety of unique shops, especially in the Arts and Crafts Community. However, you can get some of that stuff in Pigeon Forge, too.
Gatlinburg’s biggest problem for serious shopping is the very thing we awarded a point for in traffic – the walking.
In Pigeon Forge, you’re rarely very far from your car – and therefore your trunk – where you can drop off your purchases, rest for a second and recharge for round two.
If you buy too much stuff in Gatlinburg, you’re schlepping stuff up and down the mountain like a Sherpa ferrying adventure-seeking tourists up and down Everest.
The winner: Point for Pigeon Forge.
Which has the best themed dining: Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge?
I’m a child of the late 80s and early 90s. When I came up Hard Rock Café was cool – not like pseudo Boomer cool but actual honest-to-God cool.
Give me a burger, some over-priced nachos and sit me next to some fringed Jimi Hendrix jackets and a guitar once played on stage by the backup guitarist from Slayer and I’m a happy man.
Gatlinburg’s best chance for competition is Ole Red, which resides in the former Hard Rock location right at the entrance to the strip. Ole Red is a better live music venue and – it pains me to say – has better food.
However, it does not have a Native American-themed dress worn by Cher when she performed “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves” at the Whiskey A Go-Go in the winter of 1971.
I’m voting with my heart, not my head.
The winner: Pigeon Forge gets the point in an upset!
Which has the best restaurants: Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge?
Sure, you can find a good steak dinner or a delicious pancake breakfast at either place.
But Gatlinburg has The Melting Pot, The Peddler Steakhouse and the Pancake Pantry.
Pigeon Forge has Paula Deen.
The winner: Gatlinburg wins in a landslide!
Which has the best thrills: Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge?
Pigeon Forge has a wide array of slingshots, high-rise Ferris wheels and a variety of things that make you go viral on YouTube.
Gatlinburg has a glass sidewalk in the sky that occasionally gets cracked by guys doing baseball slides with keys in their pocket. There’s fear and then there’s fear.
Why does Gatlinburg get knocked down? So it can learn to get up, baby.
The winner: Point to Gatlinburg. We’re on the comeback.
Is Pigeon Forge or Gatlinburg more family friendly?
I’m calling this one the “dad vote”.
Dads have some traditional roles in vacationing.
We’re involved in the money. We typically play chauffeur. We make bad puns and get irritated in traffic.
These are the things we do. What do we want on vacation?
Ideally, to have some fun, enjoy spending time with our families and relax. Often, in the midst of vacation, all we really want is some peace and quiet. Perhaps try a cabin with a hot tub. And have a few moments to ourselves.
Gatlinburg clearly is the favorite here. The family is walking so we don’t have to drive all the time. Also, there are lot of benches where we can rest and check sports scores on the phone while the family spends 35 minutes inside another shop which sells all the same crap as the last four shops we went in.
Also, I’ve seen dads fly fishing in the middle of the river in Gatlinburg while their family shops.
That’s peak dad-ing. Do you believe in miracles?
The winner: Gatlinburg has come all the way back, baby.
Is it better to go to Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge?
This is it. We’ve done the science.
We’ve broken down the tale of the tape. We’re all tied up. We’ve eaten at a lot of pancake houses.
So, vacationers, it comes down to a little thing I like to call heart, chutzpah, and a little je ne sais quoi. Who’s the best?
It’s gotta be Gatlinburg, my friend.
Sure, Pigeon Forge has go-karts but when you visit Gatlinburg, you may have a better chance of wildlife viewing. In fact, bears might come to your hotel to get a sup of cider, which has happened before.
That’s the kind of world I want to live in.
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