Dollywood fan offers tips on what not to do when visiting the Pigeon Forge theme park
I love going to Dollywood. As a kid, I was lucky enough to grow up within an hour of the theme park. Nostalgia and bias aside, even as a now-adult I must admit – Dollywood still holds its own even when compared to some of the other highly regarded American theme parks. This is why I feel a sense of pride when I find out a friend has never been, and I want to swiftly whisk them away to the happiest place on earth. I often have a list of recommendations for them, but if you want some real Dollywood tips, here are a few things you want to avoid at the Dollywood theme park in Pigeon Forge TN:
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- Don’t spend money on lockers
- Don’t carry souvenirs all-day
- Don’t buy a TimeSaver pass (right away)
- Don’t try to experience the park in one day
- Don’t forget to download the Dollywood app
- Don’t miss out on the complimentary water
- Don’t miss the cinnamon bread
- Don’t forget to check the calendar
- Don’t make fun of the Blazing Fury
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1. Don’t spend a bunch of money on lockers
Dollywood is a park that really pays attention to the little details and values the guest experience. So on a vast majority of rides in the theme park, you’ll find little cubby areas where you can stash your stuff while you ride. There are lockers, too, but I can honestly say I’ve never used one. While Dollywood (or this website) is not liable for property left in the cubby, I’ve never had an issue with lost items (knock on wood). But here’s a bonus tip: If you decide to skip the lockers, bring a waterproof pouch for your cell phone and keys because on some rides, like River Rampage, you may have to take your stuff with you. And you will get wet.
2. Don’t carry souvenirs around the park all day
If your kids want to play some games in Country Fair or someone in your party wants to do some shopping around the park, try to steer them in that direction toward the end of the day. That way, you won’t be stuck carrying extra cargo around the hilly theme park.
3. Don’t buy a TimeSaver pass (right away)
I can’t speak for everyone. If you have the budget and are absolutely set on seeing everything in the park in one day, then a TimeSaver pass might be right for you. What is a TimeSaver pass, you ask? You may be familiar with the concept, but each theme park is a little different. Dollywood’s terms and conditions may also vary from year to year. Generally, the TimeSaver pass (starting at $60 plus tax, per person, at the time of this writing) gets you expedited entrances five times throughout the day on your choice of participating rides. The TimeSaver Unlimited pass (starting at $80 plus tax at the time of this writing) gets you unlimited access to expedited entry at all participating rides and attractions.
But is a TimeSaver pass worth it? And the answer is, it depends. Dollywood makes it easy to view wait times for its rides both in-park and with the Dollywood app. And I’ve rarely seen any wait time go much above one hour. It’s also not uncommon, in my experience, to ride a ride over and over again because there is virtually no wait. Even though the TimeSaver passes could sell out on a busy day, I’d consider scoping out the crowds before shelling out the cash.
4. Don’t try to experience the park in one day on your first visit
Dollywood has a lot to offer. I would argue that some of its coasters rival the best in the world. Genuinely, I would rank Wild Eagle and Lightning Rod among my top three coasters of all time, including major theme parks like Universal, Six Flags and Disney. But Dollywood is more than just rides and coasters. They also offer shows (some of which feature Dolly Parton’s family members), exceptionally good theme park food and immersive experiences that are worth checking out. If you try to do the theme park in one single day, you might be missing out.
5. Don’t forget to download the Dollywood app
The Dollywood app helps you find rides, shops and restaurants based on your location. It even has a “Friend Finder” feature in case anyone in your group splits off during the day. It’s one of the most helpful theme park apps I’ve ever downloaded.
6. Don’t miss out on the complimentary water
Tennessee is humid, y’all. But luckily, the folks at Dollywood don’t want you to get dehydrated, so just about any kiosk that is able will give you free iced tap water on request. Here’s a pro tip: Carry around a refillable screw-top bottle into which to dump the complimentary water. Dollywood crew members won’t be able to handle your water bottle directly as they would be seen as less than sanitary, but I often request a couple of water cups at a time just to pour them into the more bag-friendly, screw-top bottle.
7. Don’t miss the cinnamon bread
I think there’s probably no greater joy in life than grabbing some warm cinnamon bread. Just as Disney has Dole Whip, Dollywood has cinnamon bread. It’s the iconic food item of the park. You’ll be able to find it in the Grist Mill, but I recommend going a little earlier in the day. The lines are typically longer when people are on their way out of the park toward the end of the day, in my experience.
8. Don’t forget to check the calendar
I remember once when we were little, my sister and I got in the car with our parents and headed up to Dollywood. After about a 40-minute drive, we realized the park was closed that day. It was a great disappointment and a mistake that I’ve never made again. Dollywood can sometimes have a limited schedule depending on the season, so it’s always a good idea to confirm the park hours before making plans.
9. Don’t make fun of the Blazing Fury
Blazing Fury is an iconic ride that should basically be required (for able-bodied people) upon admission to the park. Yes, it’s a bit older. Yes, your kids might ask “Is that it?” or complain that they “don’t get it”. But as one of the park’s first rides, it holds a special place in the hearts of frequent park-goers for its easter eggs, hand-painted decorations and lines that we all love to quote. The world may be a crazy place. But we Dollywood fans know some truths are constant: Molly’s about to jump, Luther has a weak back and the stables are on fire. So please don’t say mean things about Blazing Fury. Them’s fightin’ words.
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